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Ari | April 22, 2012
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Some Late Night Potty Humor

For some reason, athletes love bathroom humor, and they express their thoughts on Twitter. Adam Carriker of the Washington Redskins is the latest to do so.

You can’t help but wonder how Carriker generated this analogy. Could he have actually played “diarrhea roulette” and lost? If so, he’s a big dude—a 315-pounder from Nebraska, to be exact.

Not a pleasant image, if you ask me.

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Ari | April 22, 2012
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Brandon Banks Doesn’t Get It

Brandon Banks tuned into this afternoon’s New York Knicks game, and he asked a question about Amare Stoudemire’s new hairdo.

Ok, so first of all, it’s ‘Amare’ not ‘Amari.’ But the real issue at hand is that the Washington Redskins kick returner characterized Stoudemire’s hairdo as ‘cornrolls.’ There’s no such thing as a cornroll—they’re not food and they’re certainly not a hairstyle.

Banks clearly meant ‘cornrows.’ If only he had a little common sense, he would have realized Amare’s hairdo resembles rows of corn in a field—hence, the name.

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Ari | April 21, 2012
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Adam Carriker, Everybody!

Perhaps Adam Carriker should retire early from football and pursue a career in comedy.

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Ari | April 17, 2012
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Touche

Who says linemen aren’t quick on their feet? If you do, you might want to think again after you read this tweet by Adam Carriker of the Washington Redskins.

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