Spring Training is almost over, and Logan Morrison tweeted a sexual joke.
Going down south. get ur minds out the gutter this doesn’t involve me writing the alphabet w my tongue. It does involve big sticks and balls
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) March 31, 2012
Pretty sure he’s talking about baseball, considering Miami is south of the Marlins’ spring home in Jupiter.
Spring Training lasts slightly more than a month for most MLB players. Keep that in mind when you see Matt Kemp’s photo.
The car’s are being shipped 2 LA!! LA i will see u in 2 days! #OpeningDaylockerz.com/s/196869048
— Matt Kemp (@TheRealMattKemp) March 30, 2012
Soon enough, we may have to call Kemp the Jerry Seinfeld of baseball.
Also, come on Matt. Cars. Not car’s.
