So I’m not the only one who thought high school math was rather pointless in the grand scheme of things. Brett Anderson of the Oakland Athletics agrees with me.
I’m still waiting for when Sin Cos Tan comes in handy for me in life…thanks High School!
— Brett Anderson (@BrettAnderson49) May 2, 2012
Oh, wait. They did already?!
Either the couple in the hotel room next to mine are fornicating…or i don’t know what the hell they’re doing.
— Brett Anderson (@BrettAnderson49) April 10, 2012
I was just driving through a rough area of town and a bum threw a pizza crust at my car, so Happy Easter?
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 8, 2012
And you didn’t set the guy straight, Brandon? You should have pulled some Jack Black Anchorman moves and punted his… well, if he had any sort of possession, you should have punted it.
Brandon McCarthy became known as one of the best tweeters in MLB last season, but—in response to the record-breaking Matt Cain contract extension—the Athletics’ pitcher may have tried too hard to make a pun.
Decide for yourself.
It appears that Matt Cain will be ‘Abel’ to buy a lot of nice stuff after this extension. You all better laugh at that masterful wordplay.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 2, 2012
Just a few minutes later, McCarthy chimed in with another pun.
Boy, that is quite the ‘Giant’ contract Matt signed.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 2, 2012
