Gonna start calling people “jive turkeys.” That bein said…..Goodnight Jive Turkeys
— quice cole (@quice) May 1, 2012
For those who have never heard of a “jive turkey,” here’s a definition, courtesy of Urban Dictionary: “One who speaks as though they know what they’re talking about…though they do not; a bullshitter.”
Enjoy, you jive turkeys!
#Confession I remember being kicked out of Walmart at age 13 for trying on condoms in the fitting room.. I still don’t know what I did wrong
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 18, 2012
That’s all.
And I already have a name for my unborn son…. But I don’t want any of you stealing it so I refuse to share it lol#sorry
— Donte’ Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) April 16, 2012
So, if he doesn’t want anyone to steal the name, he probably hasn’t stolen it from anyone. In other words, it’s probably unique and it’s also probably ridiculous.
But will it be as absurd as Jacquizz (see: Rodgers, Jacquizz), Dundrecous (see: Nelson, Dundrecous), Mardracus (see: Wade, Mardracus) or Jrue (see: Holiday, Jrue)?
I can’t wait to find out.
No, it’s Chad Ochocinco.
“Career Day” at my daughters school and I’m speaking, you think Ray Lewis speech to Stanford was awesome, these 1st graders will cry today.
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 13, 2012
Here’s the speech he’s referring to.
Blaming this on today’s society… My nephews test twitpic.com/990n8d
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 12, 2012
Pretty sure this doesn’t require an explanation.
I’m not exactly sure why this tweeter told Chad Ochocinco he has class. After all, Ochocinco is the same guy who curses in nearly every tweet.
Regardless, Ochocinco’s response was pretty funny
I know, i masturbate with my pinky finger extended #classy RT @Padulo13: @ochocinco. You have class
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 11, 2012
When will people learn to stop calling out Chad Ochocinco on Twitter? The guy always has a response to embarrass you in front of his 3.3 million followers.
Hello, where are you fuckers when I need you? Let’s hang out dammit….
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 5, 2012
@ochocinco dude seriously? dont curse u give the black man a bad rap
— Coog (@sc5114) April 5, 2012
My Give a Fuck is broken, But my Go Fuck Yourself is fully functional RT @sc5114: dude seriously? dont curse u give the black man a bad rap
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 5, 2012
Thank you, come again.
Another Chad Ochocinco one-liner:
I didn’t know the Black Xbox runs faster than the White one..Well played Microsoft #TotallyNotRacist
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 4, 2012
@Jaescott26 definitely should not have made his unfollowing of Chad Ochocinco public.
You can not estimate the immensity of the fuck in which I do not give. RT @Jaescott26: @ochocinco welp I’m thru following you take it easy
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 2, 2012
The dude just got owned, and Ochocinco has 3,346,886 followers.
So the movie Titanic is coming out in 3D.Maybe they’ll see the fucking iceberg this time…..
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 1, 2012
Don’t think that’s how 3D works…
U never realize what you have till it’s gone. For example, I’ve run out of toilet paper during this mornings bowel movement. Bull Droppings
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 1, 2012
The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’ we should call it prosti…..oh wait. Nevermind
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) April 1, 2012
Keep em coming, Chad!
Just three days after confusing our opinion on his sexuality, Chad Ochocinco did a 180 with this gem of a tweet.
At Walgreens & i asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, “Make it 52″
— Chad Ochocinco (@ochocinco) March 31, 2012
