Most people won’t even donate a penny to a homeless person, but Logan Morrison certainly isn’t of that type.
Never trust a homeless guy selling homemade lemonade on Biscayne Blvd, just saying… #LessonLearned
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 27, 2012
Nothing gives me more joy than 2 ask a waiter, “What do u recommend?” then stare him down while I order something completely different
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 13, 2012
It’s funny because some baseball fans love telling you you suck then watching you strike out. What goes around comes around, I guess.
Logan Morrison has been on a roll lately. Here’s his most recent tweet:
Just tried to Google “Gary Oldman”. The “R” button on the keyboard was broken. Not good…
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 10, 2012
Let’s just hope he wasn’t on Google Images…
A word to the wise from Logan Morrison…
Dear Philly girl I just saw in the lobby, there’s a fine line between tan (PS its April) & looking liked you rolled around in Doritos…
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 9, 2012
With an afternoon game in Philadelphia tomorrow afternoon, the Miami Marlins had to leave Cincinnati shortly after Sunday’s series finale. Logan Morrison, however, decided to have some fun with the hotel staff before checking out.
Bet the maids won’t be able to figure this out tomorrow… img.ly/gvGu
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 9, 2012
Making my way out of bed has been a slow 5 step process… Just moved to the couch… Step 3
— Steve Cishek (@srSHREK31) April 6, 2012
What’s wrong with that statement?
So Cincy is really cold… #CocktailWeenies
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 5, 2012
Outfit looks great on u but it would look better on my bedroom floor RT @mac90x: What did LoMo say 2 his lovely escort? twitter.com/mac90x/status/…
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 5, 2012
Better hope the bedroom’s not as cold as Cincy…
If you missed the moments leading up to tonight’s Cardinals/Marlins game, you missed Muhammad Ali make an on-field appearance before first pitch. Some of the players had the privilege of meeting Ali, who called Logan Morrison out.
PS I got to meet the greatest fighter of all-time, Muhammad Ali tonight. How insanely cool is that?!?He told me my trash talking was weak…
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 5, 2012
Turns out The Greatest was on the money.
Wash ur face.. RT @Big_Danno: LoMo What were u wearing on ur arm tonight jackass? An arm condom? Who’s ass r u sticking that up? Ur terrible
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 5, 2012
“Wash ur face” is all you have, LoMo? Come on.
Spring Training is almost over, and Logan Morrison tweeted a sexual joke.
Going down south. get ur minds out the gutter this doesn’t involve me writing the alphabet w my tongue. It does involve big sticks and balls
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) March 31, 2012
Pretty sure he’s talking about baseball, considering Miami is south of the Marlins’ spring home in Jupiter.
