Let’s start off with JaVale McGee:
Bout to try these whale ears! Heard they super bomb!
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 29, 2012
Has anyone ever heard of whale ears? Do whales even have ears?
And can someone tell me what this means?
I just saw a dude built like a buffalo wing
— marvin austin(@AnchorManAustin) April 29, 2012
JaVale McGee went out to lunch this afternoon, tweeting a picture of the menu and telling his followers to guess what he ordered.
Look at this menu… Guess wat I got instagr.am/p/Jp7lS7POO9/
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 20, 2012
Pretty obvious the seven foot goofball/doofus got the “Big Azz Gyro.”
#iphone5rumors it comes wit Simon .. Siri ghetto half brother
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 7, 2012
Not sure if this is actually funny or only because JaVale McGee said it. You decide.
This is a entertaining best buy.. I’m ease dropping on a guy who has two purple hearts telling his scrap metel story….. #salute
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 5, 2012
Forget the fact that JaVale McGee misspelled “eavesdrop” and “metal.”
What I’m really wondering is how a goofy seven-footer could possibly ease drop, eavesdrop, whatever on a conversation. Knowing JaVale, he probably thought he was being super sly but really couldn’t have been more obvious.
Whether he’s missing in-game foul-line dunks or saying dumb things, JaVale McGee is a bona fide idiot. Here’s his latest gem:
When I become a dj my name is gonna be my weight converted into ounces! #swag
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 2, 2012
ESPN.com lists McGee’s weight as 252 pounds, which converts to 4,032 ounces. So he’s looking at a name along the lines of: 4032, DJ 4032 or JaVale 4032 (Kind of like Andre 3000).
Not sure what you think, but none of those titles exactly shouts “#swag” to me.
Maybe acclimating to the Denver air has gotten to McGee’s head. After watching this, however, I’ll attribute it to JaVale being JaVale.
