Let’s start off with JaVale McGee:
Bout to try these whale ears! Heard they super bomb!
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 29, 2012
Has anyone ever heard of whale ears? Do whales even have ears?
And can someone tell me what this means?
I just saw a dude built like a buffalo wing
— marvin austin(@AnchorManAustin) April 29, 2012
JaVale McGee went out to lunch this afternoon, tweeting a picture of the menu and telling his followers to guess what he ordered.
Look at this menu… Guess wat I got instagr.am/p/Jp7lS7POO9/
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 20, 2012
Pretty obvious the seven foot goofball/doofus got the “Big Azz Gyro.”
#iphone5rumors it comes wit Simon .. Siri ghetto half brother
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 7, 2012
Not sure if this is actually funny or only because JaVale McGee said it. You decide.
This is a entertaining best buy.. I’m ease dropping on a guy who has two purple hearts telling his scrap metel story….. #salute
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 5, 2012
Forget the fact that JaVale McGee misspelled “eavesdrop” and “metal.”
What I’m really wondering is how a goofy seven-footer could possibly ease drop, eavesdrop, whatever on a conversation. Knowing JaVale, he probably thought he was being super sly but really couldn’t have been more obvious.
Brittney Griner is beasting in the National Championship, and Al Harrington took note.
Brittany out there looking Like Anthony Davis with more of an offensive package. SMH she Kold Blooded!!!
— al harrington (@cheddahcheese7) April 4, 2012
She also has more of another package, and that’s no knock on Davis. Can you say Juwanna Mann?
#NotConvincedSheIsAFemale
Whether he’s missing in-game foul-line dunks or saying dumb things, JaVale McGee is a bona fide idiot. Here’s his latest gem:
When I become a dj my name is gonna be my weight converted into ounces! #swag
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 2, 2012
ESPN.com lists McGee’s weight as 252 pounds, which converts to 4,032 ounces. So he’s looking at a name along the lines of: 4032, DJ 4032 or JaVale 4032 (Kind of like Andre 3000).
Not sure what you think, but none of those titles exactly shouts “#swag” to me.
Maybe acclimating to the Denver air has gotten to McGee’s head. After watching this, however, I’ll attribute it to JaVale being JaVale.
Apparently Ty Lawson missed last night’s Mega Millions drawing. Notice the date on the tweets.
Bout to buy like a 100 tickets for this mega millions.. Where u at @J_Stone1zero
— Ty Lawson (@TyLawson3) March 31, 2012
Somebody won already ….. -_- asbbdeidonxidjrbshduejdheowk!!!!!!!
— Ty Lawson (@TyLawson3) March 31, 2012
