#ThatAwkwardMoment Wen Ur Taking A #2 & Ur Dog Comes In & Give That Look Like “I Kno That Smell & How Come U Dnt Have 2 Go outside Like Me!”
— Jesse Holley(@Mr4thAndLong) April 19, 2012
If Holley really feels bad about this, he should take a page out of Jack Byrnes’ book and train his pet to use the toilet.
Teddy Williams wanted to wish his daughter a happy birthday on Twitter, and his tweet was normal until the last sentence.
5 years go on this exact day and date God blessed me with a beautiful baby girl! Happy birthday to daddy’s little girl! I love u Dymiand
— Teddy Williams(@Fast_Teddy) April 13, 2012
Dymiand? First of all, who names their daughter Dymiand? Second of all, if you’re going to use the name, why not spell it the conventional way?
Y do people with chapped lips have the worse smelling breath
— Teddy Williams(@Fast_Teddy) April 6, 2012
Like Flavor Flav! I bet his breath smells like fake earring backs
— Teddy Williams(@Fast_Teddy) April 6, 2012
I knew a pretty girl in high school with extra chapped lips! Her breath smelled like stop sign poles
— Teddy Williams(@Fast_Teddy) April 6, 2012
What do fake earring backs and stop sign poles smell like? #WhyDoesTeddyKnowTheseThings
Man I swear birds have a clean car radar. Killed my car wash…smh
— Iron Horse (@BCarr39) April 2, 2012
Too bad Brandon Carr plays in the NFL and can’t afford another car wash.
