It’s been a while, but Carlton Mitchell finally tweeted something worth posting.
High Horses & Low Donkeys… Not sure what this means or why I’m even tweeting it But…. It just seems right.. It just seems right #Shrugs
— Carlton Mitchell (@C_Mitch18) May 3, 2012
Just take it for what it is.
Perhaps all the head-to-head contact in football has taken its toll on Cleveland Browns linebacker Titus Brown. The fourth-year player just doesn’t get it.
City gear y’all can kiss the back of my Uranus
— Titus Brown (@GoHam59) April 21, 2012
Brown should peruse this site, which could help him grasp the concept of Uranus jokes.
Carlton Mitchell’s latest idea would definitely increase the worldwide obesity percentage.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.#Shrugs
— Carlton Mitchell (@C_Mitch18) April 10, 2012
Put your NFL earnings toward the cause and your dream might come true.
I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
— Carlton Mitchell (@C_Mitch18) April 4, 2012
Damn, you must be quite confused, Carlton. At least your head’s on straight enough to compose such a brilliant analogy, and for that we applaud you.
Nothing brings two people together like @McDonalds or a Dorito Taco from @TacoBell
— Carlton Mitchell (@C_Mitch18) April 3, 2012
Thanks, Carlton Mitchell, for being the first and last person to ever say that.
Carlton Mitchell loves tweeting about animals, and he dug up this fact for his followers. Since I cannot confirm the veracity of the tweet, I guess we’ll have to take his word for it.
In 2006 124,000 squirrels were recorded as road kill in the USA #ThugLife
— Carlton Mitchell (@C_Mitch18) April 2, 2012
Gotta love that hashtag. What about dead squirrels is #ThugLife?
In case you missed it, here’s Mitchell’s gem of a tweet from last week.
When I die, I want to be buried with some random animal bones like a giraffe or Pinguin (or both)… just to confuse future archaeologists ^_^
— Carlton Mitchell (@C_Mitch18) March 29, 2012
Carlton Mitchell has appeared in 16 games in his first two seasons out of South Florida, amassing just three receptions and 40 total yards.
Perhaps the wide receiver’s game action has been limited because he spends too much time tweeting. After all, he has posted 19,340 tweets.
However, regardless of how Mitchell allocates his waking hours, he delivered this gem of a tweet tonight, and for that, we thank him:
When I die, I want to be buried with some random animal bones like a giraffe or Pinguin (or both)… just to confuse future archaeologists ^_^
— Carlton Mitchell (@C_Mitch18) March 29, 2012
Sounds like a master plan, Carlton! Burying yourself with “Pinguin” bones would really throw archaeologists off.
