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Alright… Here’s what I think we know: Brandon McDonald of the Detroit Lions tuned into the Bulls/76ers playoff game tonight.

What I don’t know: the meaning of his tweet.

Igaudala got some bunnies fa real wit his ugly ass

— brandon mcdonald (@IMJUSBMAC) May 2, 2012

Perhaps “bunnies” refer to girls, and McDonald is expressing his confusion at how an “ugly” guy like Iguodala could have an attractive girlfriend? I don’t know.

I mean Iguodala may not be super attractive to the opposite sex, but it’s not like he’s Pau Gasol…

Should a guy who looks like that get a girl who looks like this?

Ah, life of a pro football player. You can just tweet out a housecleaning request and have a diehard fan instantly at your service.

Not really, though, and Brandon McDonald of the Detroit Lions found out the hard way.

Who wanna clean da crib fa me.. I’ll pay ya a light dub…

— brandon mcdonald (@IMJUSBMAC) April 24, 2012

Didn’t take him long to lose patience.

If nobody volunteers within bout 20mins, ima start droppn dem F bombs

U kno wat, fuck y’all then..I’ll do it myself

— brandon mcdonald (@IMJUSBMAC) April 24, 2012

I gotta reeeeaaalll short fuse… Dont take much to get me fi’d up… Realtalk

— brandon mcdonald (@IMJUSBMAC) April 24, 2012

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I assume most football players eat a lot, but it sounds like Brandon McDonald has an abnormal appetite.

Mane I’m hungrier than 16 fat bitches at a $.99 all u can eat buffet

— brandon mcdonald (@IMJUSBMAC) April 16, 2012