Athletes Say

For some reason, athletes love bathroom humor, and they express their thoughts on Twitter. Adam Carriker of the Washington Redskins is the latest to do so.

Farting with diarrhea is like playing Russian roulette with your underwear

— Adam Carriker (@BigPoppaPump94) April 23, 2012

You can’t help but wonder how Carriker generated this analogy. Could he have actually played “diarrhea roulette” and lost? If so, he’s a big dude—a 315-pounder from Nebraska, to be exact.

Not a pleasant image, if you ask me.

Perhaps Adam Carriker should retire early from football and pursue a career in comedy.

I hate it when I’m wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can’t find my boots with the fur.

— Adam Carriker (@BigPoppaPump94) April 21, 2012

I forgot Rihanna’s ex-boyfriend’s name… Then it hit me….

— Adam Carriker (@BigPoppaPump94) April 21, 2012

Who says linemen aren’t quick on their feet? If you do, you might want to think again after you read this tweet by Adam Carriker of the Washington Redskins.

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even own bikes..

— Adam Carriker (@BigPoppaPump94) April 17, 2012