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Ari | May 3, 2012
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Am I Missing Something?

See if you notice something weird here.

Hmmmm…

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Ari | May 3, 2012
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Carlton Mitchell’s Back

It’s been a while, but Carlton Mitchell finally tweeted something worth posting.

Just take it for what it is.

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Ari | May 2, 2012
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Change of Pace

Michael Adams needed a break from his weekly #ihatewomenwed ranting sessions, so he switched things up this week, tweeting about #ilovewomenwed.

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Ari | May 2, 2012
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Branden Albert Needs a Spelling Lesson

Branden Albert was tweeting about the touchy subject of Junior Seau’s death, but luckily we’re not poking fun at anything Seau-related. The former first round pick of the Kansas City Chiefs simply doesn’t know how to spell “until,” misspelling it not once but twice.

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Ari | May 2, 2012
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Couldn’t Agree More

So I’m not the only one who thought high school math was rather pointless in the grand scheme of things. Brett Anderson of the Oakland Athletics agrees with me.

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Ari | May 2, 2012
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Up For Interpretation

Alright… Here’s what I think we know: Brandon McDonald of the Detroit Lions tuned into the Bulls/76ers playoff game tonight.

What I don’t know: the meaning of his tweet.

Perhaps “bunnies” refer to girls, and McDonald is expressing his confusion at how an “ugly” guy like Iguodala could have an attractive girlfriend? I don’t know.

I mean Iguodala may not be super attractive to the opposite sex, but it’s not like he’s Pau Gasol…

Should a guy who looks like that get a girl who looks like this?

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Ari | April 30, 2012
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Word of the Day

For those who have never heard of a “jive turkey,” here’s a definition, courtesy of Urban Dictionary: “One who speaks as though they know what they’re talking about…though they do not; a bullshitter.”

Enjoy, you jive turkeys!

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Ari | April 29, 2012
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Just a Few Weird Things From Last Night

Let’s start off with JaVale McGee:

Has anyone ever heard of whale ears? Do whales even have ears?

And can someone tell me what this means?

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Ari | April 28, 2012
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Warren Sapp Likes Drugs

Check out what Warren Sapp stumbled upon.

Can’t help but wonder what ethical drugs are.

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Ari | April 28, 2012
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Pure Comedy

Not much to say about this… other than cute.

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Ari | April 28, 2012
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Justin Verlander is Just Your Average Joe

Even though Justin Verlander won the 2011 MVP and Cy Young awards, the Detroit Tigers’ ace doesn’t put himself above anyone. Verlander checked out a New York City little league game after appearing at the MLB fan cave and decided to tweet a bit about it.

Giovanni is one lucky kid.

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Ari | April 26, 2012
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Logan Morrison’s Bad Idea

Most people won’t even donate a penny to a homeless person, but Logan Morrison certainly isn’t of that type.

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Ari | April 26, 2012
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Where Have You Been?

Looks like Michael Kidd-Gilchrist has been too occupied with winning national championships and working out for the 2012 NBA draft.

No. No, they did not. With one game left, they’re 11 games behind the No. 8 seed.

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Ari | April 25, 2012
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How We Know Jimmer Didn’t Make It

Jimmer Fredette was “the man” in college, although he couldn’t fully capitalize on being “the man” at BYU—if you know what I mean.

Anyway, he’s much less “the man” now that he’s in the NBA, and nothing proves that fact more than his sneaker sponsor. He didn’t get Nike. Even Reebok and Adidas passed.

But check out who didn’t.

Spalding! Every player’s dream!

Check out the sneakers here.

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Ari | April 25, 2012
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Shit Happens

Like this.

Or this.

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Ari | April 25, 2012
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Ricky, You Are Not the Father!

Classic mistake.

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Ari | April 25, 2012
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What About Ryan Fitzpatrick?

Really? So Ryan Fitzpatrick isn’t actually worth $59 million over six years?

Tell us something we don’t know, Nick.

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Ari | April 25, 2012
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Michael Adams on Gender Roles

It’s #ihatewomenwed, so you know Michael Adams of the Arizona Cardinals has been ripping on women all day. Here’s what he has to say about gender roles:

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Ari | April 25, 2012
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Not the Best Choice

Apparently Jeff Green is hungry.

So first of all, the Boston Celtic who missed the entire season after undergoing heart—yes, heart—surgery wants food that definitely isn’t good for his heart. Secondly, if someone would deliver you food upon request, wouldn’t you ask for something better anyway?

Go figure.

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sam | April 25, 2012
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C’Mon Man…

Roddy White must have missed just a few too many grammar lessons in his school days.

So, Roddy, you’re also a falcons right? And are you guys going to take pics in photobooth like middle school girls or is the veteran cornerback, who once nabbed 10 interceptions in a season, going to get lots of picks?

Just wondering.

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Ari | April 24, 2012
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JaVale McGee’s New Look

Probably the best idea he’s had in awhile.

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Ari | April 24, 2012
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Booby’s Latest Statement on the World

Daniel Gibson has struck again with another “fact” about life.

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Ari | April 24, 2012
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Tony Allen’s Joke Gets No Love

Wanna hear a joke?

Don’t worry, the punchline’s not there, though Tony Allen’s sentence structure is rather comical.

There it is!

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Ari | April 24, 2012
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That’s What She Said

Sorry, couldn’t resist. Just assume Jared Dudley isn’t talking about Phoenix’s must-win game tonight against the Utah Jazz.

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Ari | April 24, 2012
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Jason Pierre-Paul

Jason Pierre-Paul is an all-pro defensive end, but he’s clearly not an all-pro boyfriend or writer.

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