See if you notice something weird here.
My dog, Charlie, is such a horrible person.
— Tom Crabtree (@TCrabtree83) May 3, 2012
Hmmmm…
Am I Missing Something?
Carlton Mitchell’s Back
It’s been a while, but Carlton Mitchell finally tweeted something worth posting.
High Horses & Low Donkeys… Not sure what this means or why I’m even tweeting it But…. It just seems right.. It just seems right #Shrugs
— Carlton Mitchell (@C_Mitch18) May 3, 2012
Just take it for what it is.
Change of Pace
Michael Adams needed a break from his weekly #ihatewomenwed ranting sessions, so he switched things up this week, tweeting about #ilovewomenwed.
on #ilovewomenwed I love a woman who feels like I do. When we’re together oral sex is apart of sex everytime! Not when u feel like it!
— Michael W. Adams Jr. (@meezybaby27) May 2, 2012
Branden Albert Needs a Spelling Lesson
Branden Albert was tweeting about the touchy subject of Junior Seau’s death, but luckily we’re not poking fun at anything Seau-related. The former first round pick of the Kansas City Chiefs simply doesn’t know how to spell “until,” misspelling it not once but twice.
Never no what a man is going through intill your are in there shoes…
— branden albert (@B_albert76) May 2, 2012
Don’t judge intill you know the facts.. #realtalk
— branden albert (@B_albert76) May 2, 2012
Couldn’t Agree More
So I’m not the only one who thought high school math was rather pointless in the grand scheme of things. Brett Anderson of the Oakland Athletics agrees with me.
I’m still waiting for when Sin Cos Tan comes in handy for me in life…thanks High School!
— Brett Anderson (@BrettAnderson49) May 2, 2012
Up For Interpretation
Alright… Here’s what I think we know: Brandon McDonald of the Detroit Lions tuned into the Bulls/76ers playoff game tonight.
What I don’t know: the meaning of his tweet.
Igaudala got some bunnies fa real wit his ugly ass
— brandon mcdonald (@IMJUSBMAC) May 2, 2012
Perhaps “bunnies” refer to girls, and McDonald is expressing his confusion at how an “ugly” guy like Iguodala could have an attractive girlfriend? I don’t know.
I mean Iguodala may not be super attractive to the opposite sex, but it’s not like he’s Pau Gasol…
Should a guy who looks like that get a girl who looks like this?
Word of the Day
Gonna start calling people “jive turkeys.” That bein said…..Goodnight Jive Turkeys
— quice cole (@quice) May 1, 2012
For those who have never heard of a “jive turkey,” here’s a definition, courtesy of Urban Dictionary: “One who speaks as though they know what they’re talking about…though they do not; a bullshitter.”
Enjoy, you jive turkeys!
R.A. Dickey’s Awkward Photo With Peyton Manning and Todd Helton
The fact that Peyton Manning and Todd Helton were University of Tennessee quarterbacks at the same time is old, well-known news. That’s why you shouldn’t be surprised to see them pose for this picture at Coors Field this afternoon.
But what the hell is R.A. Dickey doing there? He’s not even looking at the camera and seems like the dude that no one wanted in the picture.
Well, it turns out that Dickey was at UT at the same time as Peyton, though he didn’t play football there. Either way, it’s a funny picture, especially if you take it at face value and think Dickey doesn’t belong there.
(Photo: Jim Caple/ESPN.com)
Category: What They're Doing |
Just a Few Weird Things From Last Night
Let’s start off with JaVale McGee:
Bout to try these whale ears! Heard they super bomb!
— Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 29, 2012
Has anyone ever heard of whale ears? Do whales even have ears?
And can someone tell me what this means?
I just saw a dude built like a buffalo wing
— marvin austin(@AnchorManAustin) April 29, 2012
Category: Athlete Tweets |
Tags: Denver Nuggets, JaVale McGee, Marvin Austin, NBA, New York Giants, NFL
Warren Sapp Likes Drugs
Check out what Warren Sapp stumbled upon.
That’s one way to put it!! lockerz.com/s/204818825
— Warren Sapp (@WarrenSapp) April 28, 2012
Can’t help but wonder what ethical drugs are.
Pure Comedy
Not much to say about this… other than cute.
Jumped in car and Drake – Fancy was playing then my 4yr old son asked my 5yr old daughter if she was fancy…..pure comedy
— Chris Harris (@ChrisHarrisNFL) April 28, 2012
Justin Verlander is Just Your Average Joe
Even though Justin Verlander won the 2011 MVP and Cy Young awards, the Detroit Tigers’ ace doesn’t put himself above anyone. Verlander checked out a New York City little league game after appearing at the MLB fan cave and decided to tweet a bit about it.
Now I’m at Murry Bergtraum Blazers vs Midwood Hornets game in downtown NYC doing some play by play #whynot?
— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) April 28, 2012
Up to the plate is Giovanni Pena. Kid is putting up some power numbers for Murry Bergtraum this season. Batting around .678
— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) April 28, 2012
Giovanni is one lucky kid.
Logan Morrison’s Bad Idea
Most people won’t even donate a penny to a homeless person, but Logan Morrison certainly isn’t of that type.
Never trust a homeless guy selling homemade lemonade on Biscayne Blvd, just saying… #LessonLearned
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) April 27, 2012
Favorite Blast from the Past?
Category: Blast From the Past |
Blast from the Past: Matt Stairs Likes Getting His Ass Hammered
Phrasing and word choice are everything, and Matt Stairs proved that to be true back in 2008.
Towards the end of his career, Stairs became a pinch-hitter with out of the park power. He only had 17 regular season at-bats with the Phillies in 2008, so when he hit a game-winning bomb in the playoffs, Stairs was rather emotional:
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done.
See? Couldn’t he have just talked about camaraderie and brotherhood?
Instead, he comes off as a dude who craves a dick up his bunghole. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but phrasing and word choice are everything.
Where Have You Been?
Looks like Michael Kidd-Gilchrist has been too occupied with winning national championships and working out for the 2012 NBA draft.
Pistons made it to the playoffs?
— Mike Kidd-Gilchrist (@MikeGillie14) April 26, 2012
No. No, they did not. With one game left, they’re 11 games behind the No. 8 seed.
How We Know Jimmer Didn’t Make It
Jimmer Fredette was “the man” in college, although he couldn’t fully capitalize on being “the man” at BYU—if you know what I mean.
Anyway, he’s much less “the man” now that he’s in the NBA, and nothing proves that fact more than his sneaker sponsor. He didn’t get Nike. Even Reebok and Adidas passed.
But check out who didn’t.
What’s up everyone!wanted to let everyoneknow that my Spalding basketball shoes are now available at the Dick’s Sporting Goods web site!
— Jimmer Fredette (@jimmerfredette) April 25, 2012
Spalding! Every player’s dream!
Check out the sneakers here.
Steve Francis Finds a New Career?
Like many players, Steve Francis came to the New York Knicks and his basketball career instantly went downhill, ultimately leading to his retirement in 2008 at age 31. However, the early end to his basketball career didn’t damper Francis’ spirits, and the former all-star point guard went into music.
Without further ado, here’s Francis’ “Finer Things.” Thank me (or, more likely, look up my address so you can shoot me) later.
I think it’s safe to say it would behoove Francis to find another use for his time and money.
Shit Happens
So how does an adult lady walk into a glass door?? I Just witnessed it! #LMAO
— Mike Aviles(@Themikeaviles) April 25, 2012
Like this.
Or this.
Ricky, You Are Not the Father!
Classic mistake.
Huh?! Wrong guy man hahaRT @pagehbca: @RickyRo24 What’s the latest baby update!
— Ricky Romero (@RickyRo24) April 25, 2012
What About Ryan Fitzpatrick?
If Luck or Rg3 were there at 10 you could bet your bottom dollar that they would be Bills!!
— NickBarnett (@NickBarnett) April 25, 2012
Really? So Ryan Fitzpatrick isn’t actually worth $59 million over six years?
Tell us something we don’t know, Nick.
Michael Adams on Gender Roles
It’s #ihatewomenwed, so you know Michael Adams of the Arizona Cardinals has been ripping on women all day. Here’s what he has to say about gender roles:
On #ihatewomenwed I hate that y’all hate gender roles when it’s convenient for y’all!
— Michael W. Adams Jr. (@meezybaby27) April 25, 2012
Like u want me to help wash dishes, but the house get a leak what u gone do?
— Michael W. Adams Jr. (@meezybaby27) April 25, 2012
U want me to fold clothes but we get a flat tire u gone sit back in yo chair like its my job!
— Michael W. Adams Jr. (@meezybaby27) April 25, 2012
U want me changing a baby diaper but u ain’t gone cut nobody yard and expect me to pay for those diapers too
— Michael W. Adams Jr. (@meezybaby27) April 25, 2012
Not the Best Choice
Apparently Jeff Green is hungry.
im soooooooo HUNGRY!!!
— jeff (@unclejeffgreen) April 25, 2012
Can somebody bring me some Pepperoni Hot Pockets?
— jeff (@unclejeffgreen) April 25, 2012
So first of all, the Boston Celtic who missed the entire season after undergoing heart—yes, heart—surgery wants food that definitely isn’t good for his heart. Secondly, if someone would deliver you food upon request, wouldn’t you ask for something better anyway?
Go figure.
C’Mon Man…
Roddy White must have missed just a few too many grammar lessons in his school days.
Congrats on Asante Samuel on becoming a falcons #somanypics
— Roddy White (@roddywhiteTV) April 25, 2012
So, Roddy, you’re also a falcons right? And are you guys going to take pics in photobooth like middle school girls or is the veteran cornerback, who once nabbed 10 interceptions in a season, going to get lots of picks?
Just wondering.
